Thursday, September 8, 2011

The Genius of Charles Addams

While I may prefer The Munsters to The Addams Family as a television show, I cannot deny the wonderfully macabre work of Charles Addams the cartoonist.  I have provided an Addams cartoon below to illustrate this sense of macabre humor:


ENLARGE FOR BETTER VIEW  Caption reads, "Wait a minute, can't you?  I've only got three hands."



Addams was a master at visual shorthand and cultural context, a necessity in single panel cartoons for the New Yorker, which is where his work was published, primarily.  While the majority of Mr. Addams's work is from the perspective of an older generation (not when it was published, obviously, but from our current vantage point), he works with some timeless concepts, such as marital strife or public annoyances which appeal to a large audience.  Visual shorthand relies upon using images that will be instantly recognizable to the target audience in as broadly a manner as possible.  In the example above we have several concepts that are rolled into a single image that should quickly elicit a chuckle, but if we take the time to deconstruct it we can see the many layers that make up this petit four of humorous delight.
 The caption has a wife making a quick complaint to her husband (we assume) about not having the ability to perform a task requested (presumably) before the events depicted in the scene itself.  We should all be familiar with the term "I've only got two hands" or some variation, meant to simultaneously exonerate yourself while castigating the requesting party.  In the comic above we see that the wife has 3 hands, all at work, while the husband sits idly by drinking coffee and awaiting his food.  The room appears cluttered and small, and the unshaven appearance of the husband suggests, if not squalor, an extremely poor income. 
The husband rests his arms upon a makeshift table that is, in fact, a large trunk.  We can see partial words on the trunk "McD" and "CARN" thus we understand that the trunk reads "CARNIVAL" and given the era that Addams's was cartooning (and the look of the family and surroundings) this implies human oddities (commonly called freaks).  The husband appears heavily tattooed, which in the context of the time of publication was most uncommon (only sailors, "foreigners" and carnies would be so inked as that, although this is far more common in today's society).   Thus the "three hands" comment and picture make sense.  We have a scene of simple domestic inequality and minor strife twisted by Addams's particularly skewed, but delightful, sense of humor.  The visual shorthand is obvious, easily understood at a glance, possibly a second glance once the caption is read, causing the reader to re-examine the cartoon panel, at which point the joke hits home.  I think it hits home all the better because the initial view of the picture, likely a quick scan, is likely to miss the joke, seeing only an unhappy couple (evidenced by the angry looks on the faces, the crying baby and the images of poverty, or at least hard living), but upon reading the punchline we are forced to look at the image again, at which point the lingering tropes of marital strife are forever altered by the realization of what the image really is. 
And that is the genius of Charles Addams, he is sneaky, subtle and devilishly witty and pulls this off in single panel cartoons (or occasionally split panel 'before and after' jokes).  Visual shorthand can so often go wrong, especially as much humor is a matter of timing, including generational timing, but Addams often works in timeless concepts of human nature and was such a deft wit at succinctly showing it in a cartoon.  Ironic, isn't it, that I am being the opposite of succinct in explaining it?  That's how good he is.  He can cram a world of wit and humor into a single panel.  In his case a picture really is worth a thousand (in this case 806  ) words.

I've owned or read several collection tomes of Mr. Addams's work and cannot recommend them highly enough.  Often macabre, always witty, there is much to love about Addams's cartoons.  Of course I must not neglect to mention that in his cartoons he created the creepy, kooky, mysterious, spooky altogether ooky, Addams Family that would later be brought to real-life on the television screens.  The members of that family were developed over several years of work, but I believe Morticia was the first to see print (although he had not named them prior to the development of the television show). 

 While I can enjoy Charles Addams's work anytime, as we head into the Halloween season, I feel it is appropriate to pay tribute to the great man and the inspiration his work provides.

Keep your pumpkins lit.

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Lightning beats Fire: I win

The thing I can't figure out is why all these games I play like DCUO or Champions or anything with a wizard in don't respect the lightning.
Oh, there are plenty, and I mean PLENTY of fire and ice spells and fire spells tend to blow things up pretty good, but dammitall, electricity is awesome.  AWESOME.  As in, fills one with awe.
When the human race was primitive huddling around the cave mouth it was lightning from the sky that struck the tree and inspired worship, not rubbing two sticks together.
Okay, yes, a volcano certainly inspires worship, but I'm not here to talk about liquid hot rock.
So you play these games and fireballs and fire streaks and sparklers and shite are all the rage in offensive power but what about lightning?  What about 'lectricity?
Nope.
I mean you don't make Frankenstein's monster get up and walk by lighting a fire under his arse.  Well, not initially, maybe after the fact.
Here is the way I see it: electricity can start fires pretty easily.  Lightning does it all the time.  I understand that is how our swamp fire got started.
If you want to make electricity with fire you have to boil something to create steam that moves a turbine that generates some electricity.
I think I've made my point.
TESLA FOR THE WIN.

Sorry, back to your regularly scheduled holiday ramblings.

Until next time, plug your pumpkins in.

Monday, September 5, 2011

Howl-O-Scream PREVIEW edition

Greetings all.  I've just been to Busch Gardens and taken a few photos.  These will serve as "before" photos.  When Howl-O-Scream opens I will return to get the "after" photos.
I did notice a little pre-Halloween Howl-O-Scream action however, which I have posted below.  I did not get a picture of the Venetian Masks for Halloween, a preview selection of which were available in Italy.
It was ball-sweatingly hot at BG today.  The lengths I go to for your happiness...
When you first enter the park you are in this quaint English village.  The clock is unassuming during the Summer season.
The market square in England
The bridge into the Ireland section called Killarney
Another shot of Killarney, after entering through the bridge gate
The stage in Killarney.  This is where Jack appeared last year and will do so again this year, presumably.
The streets of France.
The entrance to Aquitane (France)
This empty space is behind a closed store.  The store sold pearls and jewelry, but closed after the Fall season of 2010.  BG built walls over the doors and now there stands this empty concrete slab.  I suspect something interesting will be put there for Howl-O-Scream 2011.
The New France (Canada) section, which was werewolf territory last year.
In this pic your (cough) humble narrator is feeding his shark a nice piece of brisket.
The ever beguiling Frau Punkinstein with a Bud Lime beer and a big kosher pickle (we had our luncheon at the Trapper Smokehouse in New France)
Ahhh Bear!  Ahhhh a camera!!  Ahhhh TOURIST BEAR!!!
The wonders of Italy; nice columns
A shot down the streets of Italy (witches stalked these streets in 2010)
Pompeii as seen from the train (mummies were present last year)
BG remodeled it's Bavaria section and now calls it Oktoberfest.  The colors (seen above) are brighter and the beer and pretzels more plentiful.
The older Germany section (last year this was full of vampires)
The facade of the Festhaus.  Beer, sausage, cabbage, pizza?
The long stone bridge that crosses over the man-made lake has a series of canopies (shown above) that reflect the park themes, such as Military Appreciation, or Seasonal Events.  You can see the theme of this year's Howl-O-Scream on this canopy.  The Dark Side of the Gardens.  Look closely and you can see the words on the inside of the canopy.  Each canopy tells a little more of the tale and as you walk you can hear disturbing laughter, singing, and an otherwordly voice, all preparing us for the Howl-O-Scream goodness to come.
Look at the lamppost and you will see vines with roses wrapped around it.  These posts are part of the upcoming Howl-O-Scream decorations.  See below for a detail shot.
This is a close up of one of the lampposts.  Each blooming rose has an eyeball inside, which one can see on the canopy above as well.  I am looking forward to this year's Howl-O-Scream very much.  Frau Punkinstein is also, but she is totally freaked out by eyeballs, so this promises to be a most interesting year at BG's Halloween event.  I will have more info as soon BG releases it.

Until next time, keep your pumpkins lit.

Saturday, September 3, 2011

HOWL O SCREAM UPDATE

According to the official website  the Germany section will feature Zombies (Calling it Stitchin' Time, I love a good pun).
So that's black widows in Canada, werewolves in Ireland, scary clowns in Italy and zombies in Germany.
I'm going to Busch Gardens tomorrow, but it won't be decorated yet.  If I can manage it, I'll get some 'before' shots for comparison this year.

K.Y.P.L.

Friday, September 2, 2011

Listening to seasonal music

Because I got nothing to read.
I like music, but when I'm riding in my car I like to listen to books on CD.  It is not that don't enjoy reading the printed page, but I just don't have to go to the toilet that often.  So I check out books from the library on CD and listen to them.  It really helps dealing with Hampton Roads traffic (the worst traffic in the USA, certainly) to think that I am not wasting my time but in fact getting another chapter read.  I had a novel that I was reading but the second disk (of 14) kept skipping so badly that I would have no idea what the Hel the story was about, so I stopped.  Then I put in World War Z by Max Brooks.  Okay, here's the deal on Max Brooks and zombies: I read the Zombie Survival Guide and it was amusing but not really great.  I like zombies and zombie movies, but ultimately the zombie train needs to stop for a bit.  It's getting old and I need either a fresh take on the genre or a break from it to again enjoy the classic zombie films.  I don't find Brooks that entertaining.  After listening to the introduction and part of the first chapter of World War Z I was so bored that I turned it off.

So when I got into the car this morning to drive to work I did not know what to do with the radio.  I had no desire to continue with World War Z and my other novel was scratched all to hell (I really hate the lack of responsibility of the populace with regard to library items; these items belong to all of us so treat them with care and respect) so I grabbed a CD case from my backseat and opened it to my Halloween music CDs.  It was thus that I drove to work around 9:30 AM of a slightly overcast morning with my window down to feel the cool breeze.  It was appropriate given last night's Pumpkin Delight event.
I have many CD's that I have "ahem" copied from the public library.  Because a single blank CD can hold a bit more than the standard commercially produced music CD, I tend to combine them onto mix CD's (which we all do, I know, except for you MP Ipod kids...sod ya), but if I can fit two whole CD's onto a single blank I will, which can lead to some strange CD's, I assure you.
I was in a whimsical mood this morning (hey, it's a 3 day weekend) so I selected a double CD (that's two commercial CD's on my one blank) for my morning drive: Billboard Presents Family Scarytime Classics and Halloween Howls (by Andrew Gold).

FAMILY SCARYTIME CLASSICS
Coming in at 10 tracks and less than 30 minutes, Scarytime Classics is a collection of film and TV songs that are appropriate to the Halloween season and have a nice beat.  It has decent flow but not thematic flow.  It has a few odd choices in my opinion as they are from obscure sources and the Nightmare Before Christmas selection is the only "modern" choice.
TRACK LISTING
1. Addams Family Main Theme- A classic of the Halloween CD genre, found on nearly every generic, or un-themed Halloween party CD.  A good version.
2. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes- A fun little tune, but an obscure movie that is not often seen these days outside of cult movie circles.
3. Theme from the Munsters- That other old standby of the Halloween CD collections.  Another good version.
4. The Headless Horseman-This swingin' Kay Starr cover of a tune sung by Bing Crosby in The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad is a really good addition to the mix.  The Legend of Sleepy Hollow is a great piece of American literature and film adaptations have spanned the quality scale from wretched to amazing, with the Disney cartoon classic being one of the best.  This swing version is a cool transition from the rockin' Munsters to the kitschy track 5.
5. The Blob-I love the film The Blob as it is fun, and cool, and stars Steve McQueen.  The tune is a rework of The Girl from Ipanema (as far as I know) and swinging, but if you don't know the film might not thrill you.
6. Dark Shadows Theme-The first supernatural soap opera is still lauded as one of the greatest examples of the genre, but the theme ends so abruptly (very common in television themes) so it feels odd on the CD.  It is creepy however.
7. Bewitched-Did you know the instrumental theme from the show Bewitched actually has words?  Well it does and this version features Peggy Lee singing sweet and softly.  Completely NOT what you expect from a traditional "scary" music CD, but dammit I like it.
8. Casper, The Friendly Ghost-Hey, it's Casper.  Clearly we are leaving the "scarytime" part of this CD and into the "family" portion.
9. This Is Halloween-The song from Nightmare Before Christmas that introduces us to Halloween and its cast of characters is a "new" classic.  The song is ABOUT Halloween in a way that no other song has ever been, possibly.  Another "Disney" track, so family oriented, but it brings out of the syrupy Casper track to...
10. Twilight Zone-Not the Golden Earring song (which I love) but the theme to the classic Rod Serling suspense anthology.  If you know the show then the theme is certainly creepy to you, but outside of that it is just a tune.

HALLOWEEN HOWLS
This is a children's CD, plain and simple.  I like some of the tracks, but it is a children's CD so it has limited adult appeal.  It is not a children's CD like Captain Bogg and Salty, which is Pirate Rock for All Ages, mates.  This is basically a kiddie CD, as the track listing will show.  By the way, the late Andrew Gold was a talented songwriter (not my taste in songwriting, but I recognize the talent all the same) and a decent performer.
TRACK LISTING
1.It Must Be Halloween-Not a bad start, it has a few rough lyrics (not adult, just poor meter).
2. The Monster Mash-This cover of Bobby Pickett's novelty classic is a staple of Halloween CD's (along with Addams Family and the Munsters themes) and was probably my favorite song when I was 6 years old.
3. Spooky, Scary Skeletons-I like this tune.  I really, really like it.  It has a nice trilling xylophone sound in it and that's a great part of its charm (it evokes the 1929 Disney Silly Symphony "The Skeleton Dance" where skeletons play music on other skeletons' body parts), but it also has great vocals.
4. Trick or Treat-Meh (No Costume, No Candy by the Swingin' Neckbreakers is a much better trick or treating song, but not for kids)
5. The Addams Family-Not a great cover
6. Ghostbusters-Many songs can be covered by different artists, and covered well, but this is not a song that is given to such treatment and Andrew Gold is really not the man to take on the job.  In all cases of Ghostbusters go with Ray Parker Jr.  Andy just doesn't sound right saying "I ain't 'fraid of no ghosts". 
7. Gimmie a Smile (the Pumpkin Song)- Not so much.
8. Don't Scream (It's Only Halloween)- Not a bad track, really.  Much better after the rough spots of 6 and 7, and sort of a party tune.
9.Halloween Party-Meh (again)
10. The Creature From the Tub-Okay, try and follow this logic, see this CD starts by letting kids know it is Halloween, then trick or treating, then we talk about Jack O Lanterns and Halloween parties, so Andrew wants us to go take a bath, to get that grime off.  Okay.
11. Witches, Witches, Witches-Witches on their brooms.  It has harmony child vocals chanting "witches" over and over, but it is a good track.  Again, like Spooky, Scary Skeletons, this is a fun, interesting song and I like it.  Hey, we've trick or treated and gone to parties and cut up pumpkins and even had a bath, how does the night of Halloween end?  With witches doing their thing, of course.  I did say it was a children's CD.
12. In Our Haunted House-Not the ending I would have chosen, since I like track 11 quite a bit.

So that was my morning music ride-in.  I never really enjoy Halloween Howls fully, but I'm a collector.  The Sounds of the Season cable music channel always plays heavily from Andrew's "Howls" CD every year so I suppose that some of these tracks are burned into my subconscious.  I far prefer the Scarytime Classics in this case.  Ultimately Halloween is a holiday for children and adults and there are good music collections that are oriented toward the younger audience that adults can enjoy.  I can't fully recommend Halloween Howls unless you have younger children AND those children are not metal heads (as I was).

Enjoy your musical selections and keep your pumpkins lit.

Thursday, September 1, 2011

The Season's First PUMPKIN DELIGHT

Oh Yeah
It's on

I came home to a wonderful surprise today
Fuzzy but glorious, the first box sits, virginal and unopened on the dining room table
My lovable wife, Frau Punkinstein had gone out and purchased the first box of this season's OFFICIAL AUTUMN sign, Little Debbie's Pumpkin Delights.
This is my family crest.  I'm not kidding.
That sweet and spicy pumpkin treat, so orange and so fun to eat. (I made that jingle up, but if Debbie is interested, I will sell the rights)
She also picked up a box of Fall Party Cakes.  Enjoyable cake covered in the sweet, sweet icing and candy bits.  Almost as wonderful as Pumpkin Delights.
Sampled already?  Indeed.
This is one of the GREAT RITUALS of the Autumnal/Halloween Season, the first box and first cake.  This could not come at a better time...I confess, I was beginning to get a bit, shall we say, missing the Summer blues?  The pirate in me was thinking about the hurricane this past weekend and how much I enjoy the whole ocean/beach/pirate thing.  Then some cowboys sneaked into my head over at the parents-in-law's house and well, I've got rotating ADHD.  That is to say I like, seriously like and occupy my head, with about 7 things and they rotate.  So at any given moment one of those things is in there, but it is always one of those 7.
Halloween should be that thing right now and with the cooling weather these past few days I hoped it would be.  But it was slipping.
Then came the ritual Delight:
"You expect me to talk, Herr Punkinstein?"  No, Mr. Delight, I expect you to die...in my tummy.
See it?  In all its smiling glory?  That's the cake, prepared for me, especially for me...NOT YOU...for me, by Debbie.  A sacrifice fit to begin the season right.  Halloween, Samhain if you prefer, is a time for mystery, fear, happiness, and rites designed to hold at bay the world of darkness while simultaneously embracing the ethereal world of our departed.  It is a time to prepare for the dead time of year, the Winter, by parading in the garb of death, to take away its sting through humor and joy.  It is a time for enjoying the harvest of the Earth, such as the humble cucurbit we call the Pumpkin.  This is a most auspicious time.  This is a solemn moment, this first cake which is like a Soul Cake in so many ways.

And now, let us witness the glorious eating of the first Pumpkin Delight!
Pumpkin De-light, you been gone to long from this house of me/ Oh get into MY TUM-MY (to the tune of Holy Diver, s'il vous plait)
So nice.

Keep your pumpkins lit and enjoy a Pumpkin Delight tonight.

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Hurricane Irene...pshaw you say; I have candy corn

Dateline: Saturday 27 August 2011, 10:00 AM(ish)

The dread month of August is nearly done.  I don't like August.
August is a strange month to me.  It is the last of the Summer Holiday months, but as I am not a school child this means little to me.  Be that as it may, years of schooling have left me with PTSD apparently, because I still feel weird about the month.  It is not yet Autumn, and it won't be until late September with the equinox that Autumn (Fall) truly begins, but at least September gets things started.  You can begin to plan and act Autumn-ally without looking a kook.  I'm not here to artificially advance the seasons, I just like Fall.  Not so hot and sticky, but not so bitterly cold that I must hide indoors.  It smells better too.
I understand that Autumn is associated with melancholy notions of dying, aging, poetic endings...well sod that.  I like it.  I like the smell of wet leaves slightly decaying and crackling fires as we clean the yard.  It's "man potpourri", those burning leaves.  The beer gets better as the hops laden summer brews, so famed for their "crisp" taste give way to the malted barley's I prefer.  The ubiquitous "pumpkin pie spice", similar to, but distinct from "apple pie spice" appears in a variety of baked goods.  (Herr Punkinstein's Kitchen Tip: When making French Toast or Cinnamon Toast consider instead of simple cinnamon using pumpkin pie spice, which is a blend of cinnamon, ginger, nutmeg and allspice {apple pie spice is cinnamon, nutmeg, allspice and cardamom [cardamom is a popular ingredient in curry powder]} to give your toast an extra special Fall Flavor profile)  The smell of apple harvest and crisp, cold ciders is heavenly.  The funnel cake, cotton candy, hot chocolate smell of the football field concession stand is a cherished memory for me.  While I will continue to eat Key Lime Pie and "yarrr" like the pirate I sometimes claim to be, I don't live in Florida (not for lack of trying mind you...stupid company), the pies become more to my liking, rich, fruity, and dense.  The sight of the lonely scarecrow in his field, now mowed and harvested...
I like Candy Corn.
I can't get to grips with August like I can September.

Since Thursday everything has been about prepping for Hurricane Irene, who made landfall this weekend in North Carolina and up into Virginia (she is a Cat 1 right now, but it is best to be prepared), so naturally all the good residents of the Old Dominion State rushed (actually we sauntered, nearly a mosey, for Virginians are possessed of an unflappable sense of sangfroid in the face of disasters.  "Hurricane coming, let me get an extra case of beer, a bottle of applejack, a loaf of bread and some toilet paper."
I have many, many bags of tea in many flavors, a standard kettle, a barbecue grill and an underdeveloped understanding of the danger of a hurricane.  I'll be okay.

While procuring supplies and whatnot I noticed that Walgreens had 4 varieties of candy corn on the shelf, Halloween cards and some bags of candy.  Yay!  Let's get this Fall consumer season started.  Nothing, and I do mean NOTHING makes me feel better than knowing that business is again embracing the Halloween spirit, regardless of poor economic conditions.
I've mentioned this before, so I'll just touch on it again, while I believe Samhain to be a rustic, traditional time, I love to see consumerism in action, because it ensures the survival of that which I love.
I purchased the standard Candy Corn and the Caramel Apple Candy Corn, eschewing the "Indian Corn" and "Fall Mix" at this time.  I am keeping a weather eye open for the next sign of Autumn's commercial arrival, perhaps this will be Halloween Oreos or Halloween Chips Ahoy.  I know the magazines are starting to appear and here on the Atlantic seaboard apple harvest season begins, reaching its height in the Autumn, but what is the sign that will tell me the show is, officially, as it were, on?
Little Debbie and her PUMPKIN DELIGHTS.
While gathering my supplies for Irene I looked, but did not find, LDPD's.  Thus I know that Summer is still with us...

It is raining, dark and in the mid to high 70's outside; Irene's least force is pounding Virginia Beach and flooding the city of Norfolk.  I like it.

Until next time, keep your pumpkins dry.