Zombie Shitter!

Ah, the water closet, the dunny, the potty, the reading room, the toilette (pronounced TWA-let, for fun), the karzy, the privy, the shitter, yes I'm talking about the most popular room at your party, the bathroom.  It's a functional place, really, and that's why people want to know where it is at any party.  They need relief when nature calls (or when your special Halloween 7 Alarm Zombie-pocalypse Hobo Chili recipe does its evil work making normal people feel like they have a wicked case of IBS), or need a semi-private place to do some blow to "keep this thang going all night long, yee-ahh".
So naturally you want to decorate it.  You don't want a wonderfully decorated living space and then have a boring and functional crapper.  Oh no.
Luckily your local Halloween outlets have decorations specifically designed for your most intimate of publicly accessible household rooms.  I shit thee not.
First up for all you sick puppies we have:

THE must-have ass-wiping accessory of Halloween?

Zombie Head TP Dispenser!  It's just a simple thin plastic thing you slip over your regular TP dispenser and pull the paper out through the mouth.  That doesn't make it crap or anything, but I'm sure that storing it in your attic will warp it before next year.  It always does in mine.  What person sitting in a bathroom pinching a flaming chili loaf wouldn't want a zombie face upon which to look?  Exactly.

But that's hardly enough, is it?  You can't have just one zombie thing in the water closet.  That's why you need, I say NEED, a 3D zombie toilet tank cover.  This improbable zombie is made of coated cardboard, which is good because after the 7 alarm chili incident and the vodka & red bull vomiting, you really aren't going to want to keep it.  I can only imagine that by night's end the poor guy's arms are not going to be up and menacing your guests so much as crumpled and lying on the floor.

How about an opening shocker?  This is a toilet topper, meaning you stick it on top of the seat.  So before someone opens it, or you could put it on the inside of the lid, I suppose, and there'd be a zombie head meat gazing at dudes that are trying to pee.  Of course then it would look like the lid of the can was some portal to Evil Zombie Dimension, and that's just silly.  So stick with the classic, as shown in the top right corner of the packaging.  It will make your toilet seem like a bloody zombie head is floating in it when people are drunk.  Then they will poo in their pants, and that's always funny.

I bet you thought this would be a post full of tasteless puns, didn't you?