I mean, look, you don't need me to go up and down the aisles at Target for you, do you?
We have plenty of people that do that better than me. People that actually know how to use their cameras on their phones instead of taking 16 pictures of my feet while trying to get the one shot of the mask or whatnot.
However, I can offer you this short film for the season.
Enjoy.
Secret: I might, and I'm not admitting to anything, know some or all of the people in the credits.
Let's get those pumpkins lit.
