Thursday, August 1, 2013

Even More Tales of Adventure!

The WIZARDS OF MORCAR
Bah dah da da duh da
They're wizards just getting along
Fighting, laughing and singing a song
Bah dah da da duh da
Oh what can you do when those pesky adventurers come for you
You call the Wizards
Bah-dah dah
That's what you do
(Trumpet Solo)
Cuspis:
He's the leader guy

"Drop your cocks and grab your wands, boys!"

Pierre:
So fab you could die

"I 'ave zee perfect chapeau for zis meeshon!"

Carl:
Just a gripe and a smile

"Oh, my back!"

And don't forget DINGLE
BAH DAH duh DAH DA DAHHHHHHHH

"Dingle ate spell book.  Now Dingle smartest of all."
Oh they're wiiiizarrdss
And Morcar's the boss
But they're wiiiizaarrdds
They don't give a toss
You're gonna lose your shit for those wiiizzzarrrdss
Bah-duh-da-duh-da-da
Wiiiizaarrdds
Bum-de-dun-de-dun-dun
Those wiiizaarrrdss....they're hells of guuuuuuuyyyyyyyssss.
Yeah, Wiiizarrrdss.
TODAY'S EPISODE: The GHOST in the LARDER





WILD APPLAUSE!!!  CATCALLS!!!  THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!


TUNE IN NEXT TIME WHEN CARL FALLS DOWN THE STAIRS AND THE ONLY WIZARD HOME TO HELP HIM IS DINGLE...AND THE LITTLE FELLA IS STUCK IN PICKLE BARREL...OH DINGLE, WHAT WILL YOU DO NEXT?

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