Captain, commence with the crazy.
|"Have you ever really looked at your dollar bill?"|
Detailed scan please.
Here we see the alien in its full glory. Basic Gray form with long fingers ending in large bulbous tips. Texting probably never caught on with this species. It would be a nightmare to tap the keys unless their mobile phones are just freakin' huge, which sort of defeats the purpose. The robe is nearly free of adornment save for that gold trim. Either this guy is from a culture that has an abundance of gold and finds it mostly valueless or he is a being of high stature. To me he looks stoned. I suspect he is the alien at the party that gets baked and then thinks he is being all philosophical by pointing out the obvious or sharing his conspiracy theories.
"Have you ever seen the pyramids of Terra? You know what those are? Engines, man. Engines built by the ancestors of our people."
He probably believes that humans left Earth billions of standard years ago and brought technology to his people in a sort of Ancient Astronaut reversal theory.
Assessment: Harmless. He is unlikely to probe your orifices but he is likely to corner you and start sharing his conspiracy theories and/or poetry.
Stay tuned for more life-enhancing information soon.