But an awesome costume that does not make. Just showing up to the party in an anorak and a beard wearing a sombrero (you, not the beard, obviously) and telling people that you are R.J. MacReady does not really sell the Halloween vibe.
Zombies sell the Halloween vibe. I hate it, but it is true. (Look, I'm 98% sick of zombies)
Now space zombies can be done a variety of ways. You can get a NASA astronaut costume and some zombie make-up and go wild. Essentially zombies are people that get zombiefied. So any walk of life costume can be converted into a zombie costume with a little effort. Of course if you just put on zombie make-up and a space suit you are not going to win any prizes.
There is, however, a commercially available space zombie costume that does get my approval.
Mr. Chekhov make your heading for the Lucas Quadrant.
Mr. Sulu, screen please.
|"This sort of shit never happens in our Utopian future stories."|
Death Trooper. According to Mr. Spock the entire concept of a zombie, much less a zombie Storm Trooper, is highly illogical. That dead organic tissues can be reanimated to such an extent that the entity will be able to function in a semblance of life, ambulatory and capable of limited fine-motor skills, is found only in the ancient Earth superstition of Voodoo and rampant fanboyism. McCoy tells me that the half-breed is so bound by logic that he can't accept what he sees right in front of him, which is an ambulatory dead man wearing aesthetically creepy armor.
Death Troopers come from the 2009 novel Deathtroopers by Joe Schreiber and represent the first (to my knowledge) fusion of two insanely (but inexplicably) popular pop culture concepts: zombies and Star Wars. People seem to love Star Wars and a large number of those same people love zombies. So zombie Storm Trooper. It's pretty much what it looks like. It is a great Halloween concept for combining Sci-Fi and Horror though.
Assessment: Those shoes just don't work. I like the look otherwise. Stormtroopers started off as the frightening faceless enforcement power of the Empire's iron will but quickly degenerated into the Keystone Cops of space fiction. Is a zombie Stormtrooper the cure for such an ill?
Probably not given how piss easy it is to kill zombies.
Stay tuned as we continue to explore Lucas Space, now proudly brought to you by the world's wealthiest anthropomorphic rodent.