|This is your IDEAL|
|This is your REALITY|
In the middle we have a bobble head Pumpkin Man. The face is at once cute and spooky with its befanged mouth and yellow eyes. The dirty black robe and hood looks so much like a monk and the rope belt completes the picture. Let's face it, this is the leader of the Pumpkin Cultists in your favorite RPG.
On the right we have the Bad Seed Creature Reacher costume. This one is expensive and it shows. An oversize mask of a grinning demonic pumpkin, all to happy to consume your soul, oversized extended arms that combine woody fingers, viney veins and orange "flesh" make this a fine costume at the start. Combine this with the burlapesque tattered sack shirt and you have an excellent demonic scarecrow style Pumpkin Man. It is probably uncomfortable to wear for long periods but it looks great.
The only drawback to these outfits is footwear. A Pumpkin Man in sneakers is not very impressive...unless you consider that he has an advantage in chasing you.
|Screw it; I'll just get a mask|
But I will.
See how the guy on the right has STUPID HANDS? See how the basic black looks STUPID? You wear that thing on the right and you will win the costume contest prize for lamest limp dick stupid head stupid at the party. And you don't want that.
And the subtle guy on the left? He's cool, but you will have to "tip your top" all night at the party. Which you should do, to ladies, because that is what a man with a hat should do. It's the rules. Doff your cap, you bastard. It's called respect.
|Oh what the hell, it could be worse, right?|
Good luck and keep your pumpkin head lit.